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Christmas Movies: How the Spider Stole Christmas

As 2021 comes to a close, a spider will bite. The heat from the fire is hootier than ever. The air has a nippily feel. Tie up the tinsel and don't be a grinchel (Hannah insisted on this pun) as we rank a select grouping of Christmas Movies!

Ho Ho Hoe: Christmas Songs

We return this week with our second Christmas episode focusing on one of the most important parts of the season: music. Jingle bells, forgetfulness, and Kenny Loggins will celebrate us home as we somehow manage to pick 15 songs in a blizzard of countless covers.
 
Alyssa's Playlist
Hannah's Playlist

Hallmark/Lifetime Christmas Movies: Nepotism At Christmas

It's the moment we have been waiting for all year...Christmas time! What better way to kick off the season than watching a slew of cheesy romcoms that make us question our lives. This week we sleigh our way through a handful of Lifetime/Hallmark Christmas movies, including what might possibly be the worst Christmas film we have ever seen. 

Bonus: (Redacted)‘s Shi*ty Crepe

We had too much to talk about during our British Tv Pilots episode that we decided to gift you with additional content. Topics include shi*ty crepes and a very wholesome discussion on toe f*cking.

British TV Pilots: (Redacted)‘s Bad Memory

This week we are joined by a special guest as we return to our TV pilot series, but this time our shows are from across the pond. In our longest episode yet, we will discuss high school, the Princess Bride, JKF, and subtitles. Will we crumble like a cracker under pressure, or come out on top of the London Eye? (Editor's note: This episode was so long and contained so many tangents that we will be releasing a short bonus episode in accompaniment).

Fall Foods: Tastes Like A.S.S

Eating candy corn that tastes like a Thanksgiving dinner...what could possibly go wrong? This week we scarf down a variety of fall foods but mostly we try to keep them from coming back up.

Thanksgiving Sides: Turkey Fisting

Thanksgiving is finally here and we do not care about meat in the slightest. We'll judge America's taste in side dishes as we question what dressing is, how edible is something that slides out of a can, and how mush is too mush? 

Album Swap: All of You STFU!

Our vast musical expertise comes into play this week as we judge and rank an album chosen by each other. What artists have we picked? Are we impressed? But most importantly why the f**k was Alyssa's audacity trying to sabotage us?  

American Girl Dolls: F**k Molly

Nothing says childhood like massive blunts, controversy, expensive purchases, and Karens. Join us this week as we follow in the footsteps of many patriotic Americans before us by judging and criticizing young girls. We discuss the American Girl brand and rank the BeForever historic line! 

Pasta de la Crotch

With spooky season behind us we turn to the important things in life...Taco Bell, stretch limos, and limp d*cks. Listen this week as we return to food and rank our favorite pastas!